Dim Bulb: Former President Jimmy Carter

What: Says since he lost his re-election bid in 1980 to Ronald Reagan, he has travelled the world and discovered America is “extra stingy” about sharing its wealth.

Why it’s dim: Carter apparently forgot U.S. taxpayers have shipped gazillions of dollars overseas in foreign aid.

Cure: None. Nada. No Way. Fuggeddaboudit.

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