Dim Bulb: Long Island air traffic controllers

Who: New York air traffic controllers What: The U.S. Office of Special Counsel reports that air traffic controllers at one of the busiest facilities in America, on Long Island, N.Y., often sleep on the floor during their shifts, leave before the end of their shifts, curse at managers and refuse to train new controllers.

Why it’s dim: We’ve had enough distracted control tower incidents in the last few years, haven’t we?

Cure: Get some coffee and do your job.

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