It’s wedding season, and the month of July is full of both anniversaries and nuptials, reminders and promises of wedded bliss. It’s all roses and mason jars until you get a wedding invitation as distressing as the one that went viral this week.

The invitation is so crude that you won’t be able to read much of it printed here. “Hey f— face,” it begins. “As you know, we got f—ing engaged and now we’ve got to plan a motherf—ing wedding. You’re so f—ing amazing, you made the cut!”