A female waxer who declines to handle male genitalia could face legal consequences. At least, this might soon be possible in the bastion of woke insanity otherwise known as Canada.

The insanity stems from a recent British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal hearing, in which Jessica Yaniv brought a complaint against Marcia Da Silva, a woman who ran a waxing service from her home. Complicating matters, Yaniv, despite identifying as a woman, sports the full package of male genitalia.