You can always count on feminists to create oppression where none exists. Such is the case with the “Free the nipple” campaign, which was denied a legal victory by the Supreme Court on Monday.

The case involves three women arrested for being topless near Lake Winnipesaukee in New Hampshire in 2016. Each was arrested and fined a mere $100, later suspended as long as they agreed to behave in the future. Since each apparently viewed exhibitionism as some “brave” fight against the evils of the patriarchy, the women took it to court. On appeal, the matter went to the highest court in the land where, thankfully, the justices declined to entertain such gendered nonsense.