When the poets tell of the great and forgotten deeds of bygone heroes that defined the United States, let them sing of the brothers of Pi Kappa Phi fraternity at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

This group of heroes, whose Vineyard Vines polos gleamed like the armor of Athenian soldiers, stood athwart the anti-American mob and ensured that no angry harpy could stop the Stars and Stripes from waving proudly atop the campus quad.