Prince Harry, formerly a British Army Apache gunship pilot and combat veteran, continued his subsequently tragic descent into whining ignominy on Friday.

Harry told the BBC, “I can’t see a world in which I would be bringing my wife and children back to the [United Kingdom] at this point.” Harry insisted “I love my country,” then added the whimsical epitaph, “… despite what some people in that country have done.” Harry then significantly escalated his feud with his British Royal Family.