Meghan Markle's haters don't understand childbirth

Meghan Markle is one of the most puzzling public figures of our time. She’s an American who married into the British royal family, convinced her literal prince to leave the monarchy, and relocated to Hollywood with him and their two children. And yet, despite that tabloid-worthy backstory, she somehow remains one of the dullest people in public life.

None of her projects have made much of an impression. Her podcast fizzled. Her Netflix show on cooking and entertaining was among the most excruciatingly bland productions ever green-lit by a major streaming platform. She radiates earnestness, but little else.