Yes, you read that headline correctly, and yes, it is as ridiculous as you thought.

The University of Southern California held a “Consent Carnival” on Thursday to try and teach students how to have sex under the new intrusive and authoritarian “affirmative consent” standards. These standards mandate that sex be more of a contractual agreement than a passionate act, requiring students to engage in a question-and-answer session for every type of sexual activity, even hand-holding and kissing.