Your jealousy of Hope Hicks is showing, and it’s not a good look

Hope Hicks is very pretty. So pretty, in fact, that as a 17 year-old model, she graced the cover of a Gossip Girl spinoff novel, providing the public further evidence that not only is she very pretty, but unless she got plastic surgery done as a very young teenager, she is very pretty naturally. That she has neither lip fillers nor a nose job would put her in just 1% of all of Hollywood.

So of course, people are very jealous of her. This weekend it showed.

Maggie Haberman at the New York Times wrote a piece last week about Hicks’ compliance (or lack thereof) with a congressional subpoena. The tweet sharing the article perhaps unwisely framed this as an “existential dilemma” rather than one about complying with the law. But that’s not what had everyone’s panties in a knot.


And my personal favorite, “Glam Shots for One, Not for the Other: Different Media Standard for Hope Hicks and Chelsea Manning Draws Backlash”:


There’s just one problem. (Well, aside from the seething jealousy from women I’m guessing would consider themselves feminists.) This isn’t a “glam” shot. It wasn’t even posed. It was one of the last images shot by the New York Times before Hicks officially resigned, and a candid one during a meeting at that. Don’t take my word for it — just listen to the photographer who shot the picture.


I hate to break it to you, but Hope Hicks was just a rare bird in the swamp who was both naturally beautiful and styled herself well. You too can balayage your hair, contour your face, and wear this season’s Stuart Weitzman Highland boots. Don’t get jealous! Just hit the gym, the salon, and maybe Bendel’s. Nothing is stopping you, except your jealousy.

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