Dim Bulb: Gabriel Silva, Colombian ambassador to the U.S.

Who: Colombian Ambassador Gabriel Silva

What: He’s demanding an apology for the Secret Service sex scandal that occurred in his country earlier this month. “The U.S. should apologize further,” he told a Colombian newspaper. “It is necessary, and I want to hear it from the White House.”

Why it’s dim: Wait — so now we’re supposed to apologize because our officials went to your hookers and paid them for sex?

Cure: Maybe Silva should apologize to the White House instead.

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