People Magazine’s newly-published profile on Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards is so glowing it reads as though the nonprofit’s public relations team drafted it themselves.

The 59-year-old abortion activist is descrbed as “a marathon-running, passionately committed dynamo” with a penchant for baking homemade pies. Any attempt to mask the writer’s transparent bias was either half-hearted or historically-botched — the article is actually titled, “Planned Parenthood’s Wonder Woman: Cecile Richards Is Fighting to Save Health Care for Millions – and Makes a Mean Cherry Pie.”