Each year, as families decorate their Christmas trees, they bring down their favorite ornaments from the attic and look for new curios to add to their collections. This year, thanks to the Democrats, they can get a plethora of “free” decorations to hang on the tree.

At the top, a family can hang a giant, green, recyclable, net-zero emission, pollution-free star that was delivered by bicycle from a small, unionized company that uses 100% renewable energy and materials while paying its workers sufficient wages for them to live in affordable housing, to symbolize the “Green New Deal” ($93 trillion). The family will then have to recycle or destroy, in an environmentally friendly manner, all of the glass, wood, metal, and ceramic ornaments that do not comply with the requirements of the “Green New Deal,” including grandma’s handmade rocking horse from 1920.