Pink bunnies and the war in Afghanistan

Published February 25, 2012 5:00am ET



I’ve got it.

After all these years of official stumbling over what to call the mission the United States has spearheaded in the Islamic world in response to the 9/11 attacks, I’ve come up with a name which I believe, not to brag or anything, brings much-needed clarity to our cause and makes defining victory — another semantic pitfall of the past decade — so much easier.

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