I’ve been away from almost all news for about two weeks handling some family matters, so I have just a fuzzy awareness of headlines and opening paragraphs, here and there, about a very (un)stable genius supposedly watching a “gorilla channel” for 17 hours a day.

But the genius needs to work on his gorilla imitation, because with his orange hair he looks more like an orangutan, not a gorilla, and he bellows more like a baboon.