Who: Osama bin Laden
What: According to newly released documents written by the terrorist mastermind, he viewed the January 2011 firing of Keith Olbermann as a turning point when MSNBC began losing its status as a genuinely fair and unbiased network.
Why it’s dim: You’d have to live in a cave to have an opinion like that. Oh, wait …
Cure: SEAL Team 6 already applied the cure to this and all of bin Laden’s other problems a year ago.
