This should really, truly, and honestly go without saying, but alas, stupid times call for stupid warnings: Do not bathe in bleach, and absolutely do not even entertain injecting it or consuming it in any way to combat the coronavirus or any of its effects.

What preempts this idiot-proof warning? A unique confluence of the two ideological tips of the uber-wealthy, namely the conspiratorial crackpots from the dregs of the “conservative” Right and the hippie-dippie dummies of the Hamptons’ Goop girls and limousine liberals.