Who: The Occu-bombers — the five anarchists associated with Occupy Cleveland who were arrested Monday
What: They plotted to bomb a bridge in the Cleveland area in order to disrupt the economy.
Why it’s dim: During conversations with an undercover FBI agent, these pretend bomb experts at first insisted on making home-made bombs out of bleach. They eventually sold out, purchased inert explosives from the FBI, placed them and attempted to detonate them.
Cure: Next time, buy your explosives from ACME. It occasionally worked for Wile E. Coyote.