Why did Rick Perry have a brain freeze moment in Wednesday night’s debate? He went on David Letterman’s Late Night show to list his top 10 excuses. Here is the list:
10: 1) The nerves, 2) the headache, and three. . . . ummm.
9) I don’t know what you’re talking about, I think things went well.
8) I was up late last night watching Dancing with the Stars.
7) I thought the debate was tonight.
6) You try concentrating when Mitt Romney’s smiling at you.
5) El Nino?
4) I had a 5 hour energy drink, 6 hours before the debate.
3) I really hoped it would get on favorite talk show, but I ended up here.
2) I wanted to help take the heat off my buddy Herman Cain.
1) I just learned Justin Bieber is my father.
