Hotshot Hollywood attorney Kevin Morris claims to have only known Hunter Biden since the end of 2019, when they met at a fundraiser for the latter’s father, but in that time, Morris has racked up quite the bill bailing out his newfound friend.

Bills of Biden’s paid by Morris have ranged from the desperate — divorce dues owed for Biden’s ex-wife, child support long overdue to Biden’s illegitimate daughter — to the decadent. In an arrangement that reportedly infuriates White House counsel, Morris has paid nearly a million dollars for the amateur Biden’s artwork.