On Wednesday, I posted a story about how the Department of Homeland Security declared that attending a $1,000 seminar that included two live simulations of a zombie attack was an allowable expense for first responder federal grant recipients. The story was based on a report from the office of Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla.
The event — on Halloween, no less — was held by the Halo Corporation. Yesterday they emailed a statement to me claiming that Coburn’s report was: “misleading and inaccurate, insinuating that grant funds were used to pay for zombie apocalypse training.” The main point of their response was that the event – a five day “summit” at a San Diego resort – was not solely about zombie killing and that those particular shoot’em ups were just a bonus attraction:
Based on this argument, the press release quotes HALO President Brad Barker as saying: “Absolutely no taxpayer money, DHS or UASI funds were spent on the zombie apocalypse demonstration.”
This doesn’t strike me as particularly persuasive. Just because HALO claims that the $1,000 attendance fee was for those other courses and not the “zombie apocalypse demonstration” does not change the fact that DHS ok’ed underwriting the attendance fee for an event that featured what was essentially a cut scene from a George Romero horror movie. The fact that the HALO corporation claims the fees were for the other training offered is irrelevent. Money is fungible after all.
The press release also includes the following:
Umm, it simulates “a chemical and biological mass casualty event”? Really? How so? As several commenters to my original post pointed out, the simulation has the responders randomly shooting people (albeit made-up as zombies). How does conform any real life scenario? Surely they don’t expect the responders to have to shoot the survivors of a real-life mass casualty event.
One interesting side note to this: Among the “keynote speakers” at the event was Cindy McCain, wife of Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. HALO Corporation spokeswoman Sandy Moul told me via email:
UPDATE: John Hart, spokesman for Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., emailed the following statement in reaction to the HALO Corporation’s claims that the senator’s report was “misleading and inaccurate”:

