He was surely a plant, some kind of agent. Professor Jason Arday, who at 36 became the youngest black professor at Cambridge University, could only have been working for a secret cabal of meritocrats whose mission was to destroy diversity, equity, and inclusion. No one else has done half as much to expose the fools, frauds, and fanatics who run higher education.

Arday’s story was, in every sense, incredible. Born in London to Ghanaian immigrants, he was diagnosed as autistic and dyslexic. Unable to speak before age 11, he managed to get three degrees before winding up at Jesus College, Cambridge, in 2023.