Colbert’s SuperPAC releases another corny ad

Stephen Colbert’s SuperPAC has released yet another comical but corny ad campaign endorsing Rick Perry … or should we say Parry. This amusing advertisement, which features juicy corn on the cob, starts off talking about how the good people of Iowa can make up their own minds. It then talks about some of the other candidates, who are using sexy cornstalk images to “butter up” voters.

“Outside groups like Jobs for Iowa SuperPAC are trying to pander to Iowans with pro-Parry ads featuring cheap cornography that your kids could see … just so you’ll vote for Rick Parry at the Ames straw poll.”

The ad continues to seductively explain how Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow aren’t just about lip service and instead want to give you something you can sink your teeth into. “Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow believe that Iowans deserve better and we’re gonna give it to ya. We’re getting all up in those niblets, oh yeah. On August 13th, write in Rick Parry. That’s Parry with an A for America, with an A for Iowa,” the ad says, as a kernel pops open.

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