You better laugh or he’ll sue.
We’re betting that the audience in attendance for lawyer and Judicial Watch founder Larry Klayman’s stand-up comedy act had prepared to laugh at everything he said out of fear of being slapped with a lawsuit. But as it turned out, Washington’s most litigious man had some pretty funny zingers aimed at the town whose residents he once loved to sue.
Performing Wednesday night at the Funky Buddha Lounge in Baca Raton, Fla., Klayman took some time to discuss his soon-to-be released book, “Whores: Why and How I Came to Fight the Establishment.” As he explained to a full house, the purpose of the book is not “to disparage whores. Contrary to politicians, judges, and lawyers at least they give us pleasure.”
The man who slapped President Bill Clinton with 18 civil lawsuits didn’t loosen up on the former commander-in-chief. “I have two centerfolds in my new book,” Klayman started his joke. “One is a photo spread of Bill making love to Hillary. My book is science fiction.”
Our newest head of state also fell prey to Klayman: “Why do the Germans like Obama so much? [Because] they are just happy they don’t have a black president.”
So why does Klayman love battling corrupt politicians? “[It’s] like being impregnated by Col. Sanders. It’s finger-licking good and one thing leads to another,” he explained.
