“The leather seats in my car have been getting too hot lately, so I reupholstered the whole thing with seersucker.”
— A post to Twitter from @LateNightShots, clearly parodying Washington’s private preppy social networking site created by Reed Landry. Landry said he had once considered starting an LNS Twitter account, but was worried LNS members might not like it. “I don’t think I could handle that kind of rejection,” he joked.