“Just like when Mitch McConnell says he’s not a human-turtle hybrid, I take him at his word. And it’s not easy. I have a strong desire to feed this man lettuce and raw hamburger.”
— “Colbert Report” host Stephen Colbert‘s response to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s quote from Sunday’s “Meet the Press” that “if the president says he’s a Christian I take him at his word.”
