“Ransoms only enable these hooligans. And negotiations never work with them. We need to cut them off so that no one else goes missing in action.”
–Chuck Norris, laying down the law regarding the Somali pirates in an op-ed for Human Events
“Well, first I’d wake my husband up, say, ‘Hey buddy, get down to the
Oval office.'”
-First lady Michelle Obama, responding to a students’ question on what she would do if there were a disaster, “like an earthquake.” The first lady hosted kids in the East Room Thursday for a “Bring Your Child to Work” event.
