Well, here’s a little something former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer can get excited about. The website for folks looking to have an affair, AshleyMadison.com is offering D.C. residents free memberships on Feb. 13 for Mistress Day. We know what you are thinking — why would the group over at Ashley Madison give away free subscriptions to us? That’s because according to them, the District has the most site users per capita in America. But don’t worry spouses, because even though a fair amount of people are chatting and cheating online, D.C. still has the lowest divorce rate in the country averaging just two divorces per 1,000 people, according to the U.S. Census. Now, go give yourselves a nice congratulatory pat on the bum.
