Folks who think lawns are useless are folks who don’t have children

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Call me Ahab.

For those of you unfamiliar with Scripture (my fellow Catholics are excused here), the first Book of Kings tells of King Ahab, who married Jezebel and led a sinful life, which triggered a devastating drought in Israel.

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