Mother’s Day gift guide for the conservative mom

For the mom who loves liberty and hates prohibition, this “government is the problem” flask necklace:

For the Second Amendment fan, this bra gun holster.

For the Hillary-hater, her missing hard drive.

For the reader, hit up Regnery Publishing:

For the flag enthuisiast, these patriotic flip flops:

Or some Gadsden flag merch, if that’s more her style:

For the free speech advocate/frequent rally attender, this nice megaphone.

For the coffee drinker, this conservative chick cup:

 For the privacy advocate, Rand Paul’s NSA spy cam blocker:

Or for a tried and true option, go with red roses–absolutely nothing blue.