If Bernie Sanders opened his mouth and a motivational poster fell out

Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has been surging in the polls recently, according to Real Clear Politics, especially since his campaign kickoff event in Vermont Tuesday.

The self-described socialist senator has had some famous quotes over the years, and here at RAP we compiled a few of his very best to help inspire you.

It’s good to know Bernie isn’t down on himself.

Bernie actually talks about dental hygiene quite a bit. It’s good to know he cares about everyone’s smile–except of course if you’re a Wall Street banker, then you shouldn’t have a reason to smile.

I can count on two hands how many times I’ve driven more than 100 miles, but for Bernie it’s just a regular day.

An American’s right to free speech should only be proportional to how liberal their region and politics are.

Actually, high-priced call girls and mistresses regulate both.

Because what America really needs is more uninformed voters heading to the polls.

… says the man whose state has the strictest zoning laws in the country.

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