According to the Gregory Brothers, what Mitt Romney was really saying in his concession speech was that he didn’t mind losing the election because in the end…he’s still rich.
“I’ve got a secret weapon that keeps me happy and gay,” sings Romney in the songified version of his Tuesday night speech after he lost the election. “I’m still rich, filthy rich, as far as I’m concerned this election thing went off with out a hitch because I’ll get the best tax write-offs I could ever get while he has nothing but getting blamed for the U.S. going to H-E double hockey-sticks.”
He never really wanted that low-wage paying government job anyway.
The Gregory Brothers have spent the election songifying big political events including the presidential debates, but this latest video rings of bitterness as avid Romney fans watch as their candidate and their hopes for the next four years disappears into just another excuse for a funny political video.
Here is the video below, complete with the musical stylings of the “Mormon Tabernacle Dixie-land Band.”
