The flirtatious first text can go so very, very wrong, in so many ways.
Jimmy Fallon and Aziz Ansari took it upon themselves to document this phenomenon, collecting and dramatically reading the worst of the worst: from the succint—“I love alcohol”; “I regret everything”—to the lengthy, creepy odes about how you “look like a piece of good god wrapped up in some have mercy.”
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