Everyone understands the importance of knowing their credit score; a high score could determine the difference between home ownership and living in your mother’s basement. Equally important is knowing your Trump score, which informs you if you’re “a loser” or “a great American.”
FreeTrumpScore.com also allows you to evaluate your risks and opportunities under a President Trump.
Questions include: “Were you born in the U.S.?” “How much money do you make?” “Do you support Donald Trump for president?” and “What size are your hands?”
Scores run like a credit score from 300 to 850 and are accompanied by a Trump-style quote.
Low scores earn titles like “insignificant clown,” and the “the worst person, worthy of a meat processor at Trump steaks,” while a high score could earn you the title of “great person, the best,” or worthy of becoming a “miss universe scout.”
