Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog, took his brash, politically incorrect brand of humor to the University of New Hampshire where he met with students to discuss safe spaces, trigger warnings, and the school’s bias-free language guide.
“Gender identification is whatever gender your soul or identity ties to,” said one girl when asked by Triumph about gender.
“Good point, what do you identify as beside pretentious?” the comic asked one of the male students.
He also asked the students to define what a trigger warning was so that he could give out his own trigger warning.
“Well a trigger warning is something you put before like a video or an article or something that might be difficult for them to witness or to hear,” a female student explained.
“Let me do one, trigger warning, in this video there will be the clear depiction of a dog pretending to be interested in what a college student is saying,” Triumph said. “While at the same time making plans to pleasure himself to her at a later time.”
Triumph asked everyone to wear labels rather than referring to them by their names. The labels included “future psycho nanny,” “f**k this guy,” “caution will sue”, “swipe left,” and “Marc.”
The comedian went through the “bias-free” handbook that UNH gave to all their students — words like “poor person” and “freshman” were banned. Triumph suggested that “sophomore” should also be banned and replaced with the title “tried being a lesbian, didn’t love it.”
Towards the end of the video, Triumph had an overweight, gay, black man come in and eat chocolate without being invited. The comic then brought in a police sketch artist and asked the students to describe the suspect.
They were all hesitant to describe him by his race or sexual preference, when one student called him overweight Triumph yelled at the other students “shame him!”
Watch the video below, warning there is foul language:
