The first presidential debate is upon us and it’s expected to be the most watched and most negative in American history, so, naturally, millennials need to make a drinking game to endure.
Here are the rules, first you don’t need to drink alcohol if you’re against it for a religious or health reason, but it makes it a whole lot more fun.
When the candidates come out, if Trump looks more orange than usual — take a sip of whatever your drinking.
If Trump attacks Hillary’s health or Clinton slams the Donald for bashing women in the first 30 minutes, down an entire glass.
If Hillary begins to cough or faints while discussing her health, or if Trump mentions Rosie O’Donnell being a “big fat pig,” down a beer immediately.
If Trump mentions either the words “bigly,” “so true,” “pathetic,” or “deplorable,” fill another drink that you must finish by the end of the night.
If he calls her “crooked Hillary” take a shot.
If Lester Holt mentions Hillary attending Trump’s wedding, make a toast and take a sip.
Take a sip for every time Trump mentions one of his hotels.
Do a shot every time Hillary brings up the economy under Bill Clinton.
Do a shot for every time Lester Holt tells one of the two candidates that they didn’t answer the question.
If Juanita Broaddrick, Paula Jones, or Gennifer Flowers show up and scream at Hillary, “your husband raped/molested me!” Forget the whole game, just go down a whole bottle… in fact just drink the entire liquor cabinet.
Thank your friends for coming. but most of all, thank whoever provided the drinks.
