One of the many enlightening moments during Sen. Rand Paul’s (R-Ky.) filibuster today came around 2:15pm, when the Republican Senator detailed the seven signs that someone may be a terrorist as found in a report issued by the Bureau of Justice Statistics.
“Who are these terrorists?” Paul asked. “Members of Al Qaeda – there are no people walking around with a card that says Al Qaeda on it.”
As Paul points out, however, these characteristics are a bit more common they you may think:
Having missing fingers . . .
As does having stains on your clothing . . .
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or dyed hair . . .
You may be a terrorist if you own several weapons…
…including some that are weatherized.
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You may also be a terrorist if you like to pay in cash . ..
Or store more than 7 days worth of food in your home . . .
How many of these characteristics describe you?
