In honor of Valentine’s Day, Jimmy Fallon featured a “Hashtags” segment on “The Tonight Show” Thursday that asked Twitter users to tweet with the hashtag #WhyImSingle.
He got some hilarious responses, including:
One time I told a girl she was beautiful, and after she responded with thank you, I said, “ya I’ve been watching you a lot.” #WhyImSingle
— Ring By Spring (@ringbyspringlu) February 11, 2015
My stepdad tells every guy I bring home, “whatever you do to my daughter, I’ll do to you” #WhyImSingle
— lise (@lisefranz) February 12, 2015
#WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/9K4OYJ4BjJ
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) February 11, 2015
Watch the full segment below to see some of the other hilarious tweets.