GWU campus grocer sells ‘Old Bae Sandwich,’ says it smells fishy ‘just like your ex’

A grocer on the campus of George Washington University decided to try and exemplify feminist Gloria Steinem’s famous quote Wednesday, “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” Only this tuna salad special is being served with a side of Millennial jargon.

The Foggy Bottom Grocery –“FoBoGro” for short — has progressively come a long way since opening in 1946.

On Wednesday’s menu:

The Daily Special: Old Bae. Our freshly made tuna salad with Old Bay seasoning and American cheese on white bread – grilled to perfection. It’s cheesy and smells like fish, just like your ex.

“I didn’t want to just go with the classic tuna melt… I try to think of creative names to make us stand out [from stores like Whole Foods, Roti],” the store’s general manager, Sam Wallace, said of the sandwich’s unique name.

But the millennial generation certainly cannot be judged as classic and as such, is being melted away in infamy. A picture can really be worth a thousand words too many.

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