The 17th Annual White Privilege Conference was held in Philadelphia from April 15-17, and social justice warriors were able to spend one glorious weekend indulging in their endless bitching about how everything offends them.
According to The Daily Caller, whose reporters attended the event, some actions and phrases offended worse than others.
Saying the phrase “a nation of immigrants” makes social justice warriors especially irate because it doesn’t go far enough in emphasizing the harsh conditions, wars, disease, and death that American Indians had to endure.
“If you’ve ever used that term, stop using it,” said the keynote speaker. “It’s time to put an end to that idea, because it is wrong.”
Another serious problem uncovered at the conference was the issue of “walking while white.” Apparently, there were so many white people in attendance that when they were sectioned off into small groups to speak about their guilt, organizers were afraid that they would walk too aggressively and exude their whiteness, forcing their privilege on minorities.
The use of gender pronouns, as always, was a serious issue. Each attendee had to give their name and the gender pronoun they identified with.
An odder topic discussed at the conference was superhero movies, and the fact that these films have too many white characters. Saturday’s keynote speaker, Frederick Gooding, Jr., who calls himself as “The Race Doctor,” was upset that the movie Batman vs. Superman had three caucasian heroes.
“I have a quota where it’s just a little too much whiteness, I gotta tap out,” the Doctor semi-jokingly said. “One white hero at a time, I can kinda take that, but you have two of them … but then, the White Man said, we gonna show you something. And they throw in a white woman!”
There’s nothing social justice warriors enjoy more than censorship; some words are absolutely against their doctrine of political correctness. A new word added to the list is “undocumented immigrant,” which is ironically considered the politically correct form of saying illegal immigrant.
“We do have documents,” said one female attendee. “They might not be recognized by the government, but we have documents.”
The demand to change language that only a year ago was considered politically correct shows that unless you stretch the Overton window, liberals will take any appeasement as a sense of surrender and guilt and try to shut down speech altogether.
