Trump University is getting the attention from late-night show hosts in addition to candidates and former students of the failed “school.” On Tuesday’s The Tonight Show, Fallon dedicated his pros and cons to “Going to Trump University.”
“Trump said if he’s elected, he might bring it back,” Fallon said.
Many of the pros and cons mocked Trump’s hair, body parts, and policy positions. Fallon also couldn’t resist doing his Trump impersonation.
One pro is that “Trump is offering free tuition,” but the con is “by getting Mexico to pay for it.” As Fallon mentioned, “that’s one way to do it.”
Another pro is “hiding the bong on parent’s weekend,” but the con has to do with Bong actually being international student, “because Bong’s student visa ran out and now Trump wants to deport him.”
There was also reference to Trump’s racist supporters. The pro of “going to graduation and putting on your cap and gown,” has the con of “having a hard time seeing through the eye-holes.”
And how much merit would a degree from Trump University have? There’s the pro of “seeing a ‘Trump University’ degree on the wall,” which leads to “then slowly backing out of your doctor’s office.”
The final pro/con of Trump University took a shot at the issue of college affordability and job prospects overall. Their best one involved a so-called pro of how “criticism argues it’s a waste of money, and after four years students won’t be able to get a job.” Which means “so, in other words, it’s college.”
