Top 20 ‘Birkenstock-Wearing, Tree-Hugging, Clove-Smoking Vegetarian’ schools

On Monday, the Princeton Review released its 2014 list of Top Party Schools. But TPR found that not every college student likes to party like Ke$ha. In fact, besides discovering the top party schools in the nation, TPR also found the top 20 “Birkenstock-Wearing, Tree-Hugging, Clove-Smoking Vegetarians” schools.


In a voluntary survey on TPR’s website and distributed throughout various schools nationwide, 126,000 students were asked to describe their overall political persuasion on campus, overall drug use, the popularity of student government, the overall LGBT acceptance on campus, and how religious people are on campus.


Schools with less religion and more drugs and liberalism found themselves in the “Birkenstock-Wearing, Tree-Hugging, Clove-Smoking Vegetarians” schools. But conservative schools with less tolerance for LGBT rights found themselves in the “Future Rotarians and Daughters of the American Revolution.”


The two category descriptions aren’t exactly accurate, however humorous. Instead, they stereotype and mischaracterize individuals involved in Rotary or DAR, assuming them to be straight-laced conservatives, and imply that liberals can’t be religious or involved in student government.


Check out the list below to see if, according to the Princeton Review, you should add Birkenstocks to your back-to-school wardrobe.

1. Bennington College

Bennington, Vt.


 

2. Bard College

Annandale-on-Hudson, N.Y.


 

3. Sarah Lawrence College

Bronxville, N.Y.


 

4. Reed College

Portland, Ore.


 

5. Skidmore College

Saratoga Springs, N.Y.


 

6. Vassar College

Poughkeepsie, N.Y.


 

7. Lewis & Clark College

Portland, Ore.


 

8. Pitzer College

Claremont, Calif.


 

9. Emerson College

Boston, Mass.


 

10. Beloit College

Beloit, Wis.


11. New College of Florida

Sarasota, Fla.


 

12.State University of New York—Purchase College

Purchase, N.Y.


 

13. Wesleyan University

Middletown, Conn.


 

14. Eckerd College

St. Petersburg, Fla.


 

15. The Evergreen State College

Olympia, Wash.


 

16. University of Toronto

Toronto, Ontario


 

17. Warren Wilson College

Asheville, N.C.


 

18. Colorado College

Colorado Springs, Colo.


 

19. Macalester College

St. Paul, Minn.


 

20. University of Vermont

Burlington, Vt.


You may want to trade in your Birkenstocks for Tory Burch sandals if you attend one of these Top 5 “Future Rotarians and Daughters of the American Revolution” schools: Wheaton College in Wheaton, Ill.; Grove City College in Grove City, Pa.; Hillsdale College in Hillsdale, Mich.; Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah; and College of the Ozarks in Point Lookout, Mo.

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