Dear media: Please stop trying to coconut-pill me

Thanks to the legacy media, we know Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz likes to wear camo baseball caps. We know Vice President Kamala Harris likes to laugh and that both she and the Minnesota governor like food. We know Harris is “brat” and that Walz has “Midwestern princess” energy. Most importantly, we know the Democratic nominees are bringing good vibes back.

But what, you might ask, do we know of Harris’s vision for the country? Which policies does she plan to implement if elected? No one seems to know, including Harris’s own campaign.