| AP |
Only blocks away from the White House, funnyman Dave Barry stopped by George Washington’s Lisner Auditorium on Wednesday night and let attendees in on his favorite story about the president’s mom.
When he first met Bush family matriarch Barbara Bush, his brain apparently lost control of his mouth and he blurted out, “I shop at the same supermarket as your son Jeb!”
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“She looked at me and said, ‘I don’t give a [expletive deleted],’” recounted Barry. “With her eyes, of course. Not her mouth.”
Turning to more topical humor, Barry said, “I like Barack Obama … because of his policy to give every man, woman and child a helicopter.” After some confused laughter from the audience, he clarified: “OK, to be honest, I really have no idea what any of his positions are, but I like him, anyway.”
On the other Democratic candidate, Barry said, “I get the feeling that Hillary Clinton sincerely wants to make your life better — and if you try to stop her, she’ll kill you.”
