What would a Clevelander do to keep LeBron?

Published March 31, 2010 4:00am ET



This is taking things a bit too far. Then again, we’re talking about a city that hasn’t won a title since 1964. So maybe this sort of desperation is understandable.

Regardless, native Clevelander Brandon George has started a Web site called inlebronwetrust.com — in which he announces 23 things he’s willing to do to keep the NBA superstar with his hometown Cavaliers.

He can already cross off No. 1: hot wax his chest.

No. 2? Watch a 23-hour KAZAAM movie marathon (featuring James’ teammate Shaquille O’Neal).

“If I can endure that I can endure anything,” he told ESPN.

The list is subject to change. But among our favorites is No. 8: “Brush my teeth for one minute with Dave’s Insanity Hot Sauce.”

He wants someone who could “shave LeBron’s face into my head.” He and a friend are going to eat an 11-pound pizza. And he promises to do a belly flop from the high dive.

We hate to see what he’ll do if James leaves.