This is taking things a bit too far. Then again, we’re talking about a city that hasn’t won a title since 1964. So maybe this sort of desperation is understandable.
Regardless, native Clevelander Brandon George has started a Web site called inlebronwetrust.com — in which he announces 23 things he’s willing to do to keep the NBA superstar with his hometown Cavaliers.
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He can already cross off No. 1: hot wax his chest.
No. 2? Watch a 23-hour KAZAAM movie marathon (featuring James’ teammate Shaquille O’Neal).
“If I can endure that I can endure anything,” he told ESPN.
The list is subject to change. But among our favorites is No. 8: “Brush my teeth for one minute with Dave’s Insanity Hot Sauce.”
He wants someone who could “shave LeBron’s face into my head.” He and a friend are going to eat an 11-pound pizza. And he promises to do a belly flop from the high dive.
We hate to see what he’ll do if James leaves.
