Quit your crying. The NFL lockout will be over soon.
Besides, the labor stoppage has opened up a whole new world for you.
Just think. You tried to save Borders by reading a book. You never would have gotten through all 700 or so pages of “A Game of Thrones” if you sat around arguing with your boys how OTAs differ from practice.
You finally realized women’s sports exist. You joined Twitter and helped set a record during Sunday’s World Cup final. Too bad the Washington Freedom no longer call the Maryland SoccerPlex home. And that the Mystics marginalized themselves again by trading their entire roster after winning the Eastern Conference last year. At least you still have Arina Rodionova and the Kastles to take your mind off whether the Redskins are going after Kris Jenkins in free agency.
With all that spare time, you turned to baseball. You went downtown to get a baseball autographed. Unfortunately, Roger Clemens didn’t stick around as long as you hoped.
Speaking of U.S. District Court, isn’t Lance Armstrong winning the Tour de France? Wait, it’s Thomas Voeckler? No wonder you misremembered.
Surely you’ve been cheering on the Wizards in the Las Vegas Summer League. Jan Vesely and Chris Singleton facing off with Cleveland’s Kyrie Irving and Tristan Thompson. What do you mean the NBA’s locked out, too? Then why is the league releasing the schedule?
Fine. Go back to worrying about how the Redskins are going to get rid of Albert Haynesworth and Donovan McNabb. Better than committing crimes. Ray Lewis said so.
