Top 5: Bad ideas

Published June 15, 2010 4:00am ET



1. Charles Barkley as general manager » Great on TNT, but can’t imagine him running a basketball operation, not without some sort of training. Not that Kevin McHale received much training. And he did help deliver a title for Boston. Of course, he was Minnesota’s GM at the time.

2. Betting on Tiger Woods » Unless it’s on how many clubs get slammed, curse words uttered on TV or spectators hit. He’s shown zero signs of being ready to win a major this year. But then again, the U.S. Open is at Pebble Beach and he almost always plays well there and, well, he’s still Tiger Woods.

3. Watching the World Cup — with sound » Yes, this is about the dreaded Vuvuzelas. To make it less annoying we watched the games with the sound off while playing a recording of fingernails on a chalkboard.

4. Trusting Vince Young » We’re stunned that something bad would happen in a strip club at 3 a.m. Just goes against conventional wisdom. But hey, someone flashed an upside-down Hook-em-Horns sign at the former Texas star and, really, what else could he do but punch the man?

5. Paying attention to conference realignments » On Monday, two reports completely clashed and both were rather definitive. One said Texas would go to the Pac-10; the other said the Longhorns would stay in the 10-team Big 12. Even LeBron James is tired of all this talk. In fact, sources close to no one say James was overheard telling someone, “Enough of this expansion talk; what about my realignment?”