Sommer s Song for Paris

Now that Paris Hilton is heading to jail, local musician Eric Sommer has written her a going-away song.

Unfortunately, the title of the song — much like most of Hilton’s late-night antics — is unfit for publication in a family newspaper, but you can get a sense of Sommer’s affection for the Los Angeles heiress with this lyric: “I’ve seen more brains in a cabbage / and more meat on a drumstick.”

Sommer performed the song Thursday night at McCormick & Schmick’s, when the restaurant unveiled its summer wild Alaskan salmon menu … the exact opposite of the gruel Hilton will have to endure when she enters jail soon.