Speakeasy

Published December 21, 2007 5:00am ET



I want the government to run everything for the good of the American people, and to keep a close eye on Bill while they’re at it.”

– A cartoon Hillary Clinton, giving her Christmas list on the satirical Web site, Stophernow.com

“Make up your mind, dude.”

– Club for Growth communications director Nachama Soloveichik, accusing Sen. John McCain of flip-flopping on taxes