Because who has experience knowing what to do when this occurs? It’s not like we ever get snow in Washington, right? It has to have been, what, three days? By the way, you might want to hold onto this list for a couple more weeks. Just in case.
1. Turn on ESPN at noon and turn it off at 11 p.m. » OK, you might have to switch the channel to ESPN2, but here’s what you get: Villanova at Georgetown (because you’re not making it to tipoff); Duke vs. Boston College; Gonzaga vs. Memphis; South Carolina vs. Tennessee and Michigan State vs. Illinois. Thank us later.
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2. Relive the Redskins greatest playoff wins since the 1991 season » After those five minutes are up, head outside to shovel and work out your frustration. See you in three hours. And finish in time for Caps-Penguins Sunday afternoon.
3. Daydream about LeBron James coming to Washington D.C. next season » Or you could daydream about something equally realistic: no more taxes.
4. Just for the heck of it, Google when pitchers and catchers report » Why, it’s only a couple weeks away. Yes! Then Google 2010 World Series Odds. Alas, the Nats are 100/1 to win. Pffft. There goes the air from that balloon.
5. Vacuum the house, do the laundry and settle in for a night of chick flicks with the Mrs. » Oops, wrong list. Should be part of our five things to avoid suggesting you will do.
